Emoticons and Acronyms for IRC.

:-) Happy / Laughing	;-) Winky	:-D Big smile
:-)) Very happy	B-) Evil grin	:-) Evil grin
:-O Yelling/Shocked	[:-) Is Wearing A Walkman	:-^) Tongue in cheek
:-P Sticking Out Tongue	:-)8 Happy wearing a bow tie	8-) Happy with glasses
%-) Drunk	:*) Drunk/Clown	:-0 Shocked
:-\| Indecision	:'-( Crying	:,( Crying
0:-) Saint	:'-( Crying	:~(~~ Crying
:-( Sad	:-{ Sad	:-( Sadder
:-& Tongue tied	:-###.. Being sick	8:] Gorilla
R-) Broken Glasses	B:-) Wears Sun Glasses On Head	8-) Wears Glasses
:-X I'm not telling (my lips are sealed)	:-T Keeping A Straight Face/Tight Lipped	:-\| Disgusted/ Grim/No Expression
}:-) Develish	:-Q A Smoker	:-! A Smoker
%-\ Has A Hangover	:-y Said With A Smile	:-X A Kiss/Lips Are Sealed
(:-D Has A Big Mouth	(:+) Has A Big Nose	:-{) Has A Moustache
:-)~ Drooling	:-r Tongue out	\|-o Bored
:-o Shouting	:-/ Skeptical	:=) Two Noses
=:-) Punk rocker	C=:-) Chef	:- Leering
:-@ Screaming/ Swearing/ Very Angry/ About To Be Sick	:-# Been Smacked In The Mouth/Wears A Brace/Kiss	:~-( Crying/Shed A Tear
(:-) Bald	:-))) Is Very Fat	:-{} Wears Lipstick
:-* Just Ate Something Sour/ Bitter Taste/Kiss	:-$ Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is	$-) Yuppie/Just Won A Large Sum Of Money

AF AIK - "As Far As I Know"
AFK - "Away From Keyboard"
AKA - "Also Known As"
ASAP - "As Soon As Possible"
BBIAF - "Be Back In A Few"
BBL - "Be Back Later"
BCNU - "Be seeing you"
BOL - "Bursts Out Laughing"
BTW - "By The Way"
BRB - "Be Right Back"
B4 - "Before"
CUL8R - "See You Later"
DL or D/L - "Download"
FAQ - "Frequently Asked Questions"
FATT - "Funny At The Time"
FHS - "Friendly HandShake"
FYA - "For Your Amusement"
FYI - "For Your Information"
FWIW - "For What It's Worth"
F2F - "Face To Face"
4U2 - "For You Too"
GMTA"Great Minds Think Alike"
GRMBL - "Grumble"
HHOJ - "Ha Ha Only Joking"
HP - "Home Page"
IC - "I.C., I see"
IDK - "I Don't Know"
IMHO - "In My Humble Opinion"
IMO - "In My Opinion"
IOW - "In Other Words"
IRL - "In Real Life"
ISP - "Internet Service Provider"
IYKWIM - "If You Know What I Mean"
IYKWIMAITYD - "If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do"
JAM - "Just A Minute"
JK or J/K - "Just Kidding"
K - "OK, okay"
L8R - "Later, see you later"
LD - "Long Distance"
LKOM - "Light Kiss On Mouth"

LMAO - "Laughing My Ass Off"
LOL - "Laughing Out Loud"
LTNS - "Long Time No See"
MIN - "Just a minute"
MORF - "Male or Female?"
NHOH - "Never Heard Of Him/Her"
NP - "No Problem"
NRN - "No Reply Necessary"
OIC - "Oh, I See"
OK - abbreviation of "oll korrect", alteration of "all correct"
OTOH - "On The Other Hand"
OTT - "Over The Top"
PKOL - "Passionate Kiss On Lips"
PMFJI - "Pardon Me For Jumping In"
PMJI - "Pardon My Jumping In" (another polite way to get into a running discussion)
PPL - "People"
PS - "Post Script"
RE - "Returned"
ROTFL - "Rolling On The Floor Laughing"
RL - "Real Life"
SPAM - "Stupid Persons' AdvertiseMent"
SWALK - "Sealed With A Loving Kiss"
THX - "Thanks"
TNX 1.0E6 - "Thanks a million"
TIA - "Thanks In Advance"
TPTB - "The Powers That Be"
TTFN - "Ta Ta For Now"
TTYL - "Talk To You Later"
UOK? - "Are you okay?"
WB - "Welcome Back"
WOMBAT - "Waste Of Money, Brains, And Time"
WRT - "With Respect/Regards To"
WYSIWYG - "What You See Is What You Get"
YWIA - "You're Welcome In Advance"
TTFN - "ta ta for now"